I see stupid people...

Since going back to work, and being out in public just about everyday...I am of coarse exposed to more stupid people then when I was at home on Maternity leave. This past month, has been so annoying, I swear...here are my fun encounters with some bone heads that are out and about...

Erica is so embarrassed when I say things to people that piss me off in public, but o' well, it hurts to bite my tongue:O)

• Erica, Emma and I are at one of my stores at the mall and go down to change Emma's diaper, on the way back through the mall, we are walking and a couple teenagers are in front of us about 5 or 6 feet away. All of sudden, one of the girls, goes to jumps on the guys back and almost knocks him down, and into us. I swerved just in time for them not to hit Emma's stroller, and say to them, "watch what the hell you are doing, what are you stupid?!!?!" they look at me and take off in the opposite direction.


• I am at another one of my stores at the mall, and decide to have subway for lunch. I'm kind of in a hurry, so I walk around a group of 6 people about 2 stores down from Subway, I see this little girl, maybe 6 or 7 in line at subway but looking behind me, and blocking the line, I turn around and the group of six walk past me and get in front of the little girl blocking the line...I look at what I assume is the Mom or Grandma, and say are you serious? and she ignores me...and starts asking everyone what they want...yea 15 minutes later, I got my sub.


• Erica, Emma and I are running some things around to one of my stores and I am carrying a box and pushing a stroller, with Erica behind me, carrying another box and Emma's diaper bag. We are walking, and juggling the boxes and stroller when 3 ladies are coming out of a clothing store in front of us, they all see us, as I make sure to make eye contact with them to make sure they see us so we don't run into them. They then speed up and STOP right in front of our path and start talking to each other, I had people on either side of me, so I couldn't go around them, and had to stop in my tracks. I then look at the one facing me and say, "Gee... thanks for stopping right in front of me...you pain in the ass, you have got to be kidding!" they looked at me and mumbled something under their breath and walked away.


• Justin, Emma and I go to Ikea for my birthday in August...(Erica is at camp) we are in line checking out and have 2 young mothers next to us, with 4 or 5 kids with them. the littlest girl is in a cart sitting down (about 18 months or 2 years old, I would guess) and just looks miserable. She has a rash or something on her face and is crying. not too loud, just kind of whimpering...I am paying for our stuff and have my back to them when I hear one girl say to the another, "can you please do something with her before I PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!!!!" I slowly look up at the cashier, who looks as shocked as I do, and then turn to Justin who is shaking his head in disbelief. I just look at these girls...and no words would come out of my mouth...I was just so shocked.

Any dumb or annoying people stories from you? I'd love to hear them...