I am so addicted to the website TFLN (texts from last night) Every morning I have 5 or 6 websites I visit before I head off to work, and this is one of them. Some are funny as hell, some are raunchy awful, some are OH MY GOD no way...some are just WAAAAYY bad...its a good laugh, and a good way to start my day.
So I have a top 5 list of the week. Check them out!!
#5... After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
#4... Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
#3...You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
#2.... Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
#1.... so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pine cone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
for more...goto:
WWW.textsfromlastnight.com
1 comment:
Hey, I try to go there but my computer blocks me from the site and says it is not a safe site? I'm so bummed. I wish I could go there!
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