Top 5 of the week...
5. while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
4. Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i don't miss any of it?
3. Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
2. I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
1. Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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