My pet peeves

This could be a long post...So I'll stick with my top 10

1. People who waste my time- whether it be a phone call from someone who can't get to the point fast enough, or the habitual late person I work with that I wait around for ALL the time...its sooooo annoying. My time is precious, too bad not everyone thinks so!
2. Drivers who drive the speed limit or less on the expressway- Oh man, I am on the expressway every day going to and from my 7 stores, and there is nothing worse than being stuck behind some bone head going slow. Usually its a middle aged man, who thinks he is the fast lane police, doing his civil duty to slow down traffic, or its the really old people, who seem to drift over there on accident and can't get back over because of all the cars passing them. Last week though I saw a scary sight, an old lady (at least 60) TEXTING and driving slow as hell in the fast lane...whoa if that's not a recipe for disaster I don't know what is.
3. Loud noises in the morning-this one stems from my childhood, as I used to be woken up every morning by my mother who screamed at the top of her lungs to wake us kids up. Repeatedly. Until everyone was up. For all of my childhood years. When we had Erica, my number one rule was NEVER wake her up like that, I go in, rub her little shoulder and say, wake up sweetie pies! I can only handle the radio portion of an alarm clock, the other is just too traumatizing!
4. Survey people in the mall-I work in 6 malls, and I swear you would think they recognize me on my weekly visits. nope, they don't and I have to briskly walk past them and say...I'm WORKING.... for them to leave me alone.
5. People who walk in front of me...then stop really quickly-Annooooooying, I mean seriously why speed up to walk in front of me/cut me off, if your just going to stop in your tracks anyway? come one people, keep it moving!
6. Missing the last minute of my regular show due to DVR/runover of previous show- I like to see whats happening next week, and I miss it all the darn time! is there a setting to help me out with this?
7. Liars-you have to lie 10 more times to cover up the original lie, whats the point? I don't get it
8. Women with unnaturally high pitched squeaky voices- sometimes they talk like this to be cute, its nasally, unnatural and annoying. The daughter on Californication is a perfect example, whenever she talks, I can't even grasp what she is saying because I just want to slap her across the face and yell, TALK NORMAL!
9. Radio stations with no music-I swear every morning on my way to work, I need to play my CD's for a while because of all the morning talk shows. Radio is for music, I want music, and my entire favorites list of stations are talking about everything under the sun first thing...I've been up since 6:30am, watching the news while I get my girls going in the morning, I don't need more news, I NEED MUSIC!
10. People who don't have kids, giving me advice on my kids- I can't even say much about this one...besides go have a kid, and you will understand, otherwise, keep your mouth shut, please and thank you!